jointphotographicexportsgroup:

they: wyd
me: 

I’m just going to go with my intuition this time..

I got used again…

ate-wapakels69:

Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.

Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*

Weeks later

Human: Just got back from a marathon!

Alien: *SCREECH*

Shit, at this point

Whatever

Fuck it.

sunsetquotes:

“I can’t exactly describe how I feel but it’s not quite right. And it leaves me cold.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

When you finally realize how painful it is to want to be with someone who doesn’t want something to be with you..

sotick:

“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

—

Oscar Wilde, 

The Picture of Dorian Gray (via coral)